September 2011
2 posts
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WatchSomething I Was Not
August 2011
8 posts
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http://www.epipheostudios.com/blog/what-is-a-bait-a... →
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When someone walks into the room and I need to change the subject, my fallback line is “No, it’s pronounced, ‘a-NAL-rapist’”.
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Just Believe
So I’m telling my kids a bedtime story about Captain Zayah, Super Zoe, and Wonder Jack about how they fought off the Purple, 50-Ton, Mile-Long, Giant Killer Octopus Robot while on vacation at the beach.
My wife, Heather, is listening in, and presumably censoring me.
I start explaining to the kids that the Purple, 50-Ton, Mile-Long, Giant Killer Octopus Robot was shooting out this green...
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July 2011
3 posts
America the Beautiful (on the inside)
I was at the gas station pumping gas. You know, the action typically done at gas stations. Well this lady (and I’m using that term generously here) waddled towards me at the pump. I’m just going to state for the record that she was very large, and race doesn’t matter. I could tell by the way she was dressed that she either wanted directions to a Wal-Mart, or a light for the...
June 2011
5 posts
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
everythinginthesky:
Paul Foley (admiral)
Korea General Chemicals Trading
May 2011
8 posts
April 2011
22 posts
“Twitter is down. Quick! To Tumblr!”
March 2011
43 posts
